Tuesday, August 29, 2006

An Accident - Tips for the guys

A woman and a man were involved in a car accident. It's a bad one.vBoth of their cars were totally demolished but amazingly neither of them was hurt. After they crawled out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days". Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely! This must be a sign from Heaven." The woman continued, "and look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cork back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."
MORAL OF THE STORY: Women can be beautiful, clever, ruthless & evil. Handle with care and treat them with extreme caution!

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