Thursday, August 17, 2006

Fantastic clouds


Ever see anything like this ???
Jorn Olsen works for the Dutton-Lainson Co. in Hastings, Nebraska, and lives by Heartwell Park next to Hastings College . The other night he took these photos. The stadium lights are at the Hastings College stadium, just east of his home.
The clouds are called MAMMATUS CLOUDS. They do not precede a tornado, or foretell a storm, but are formed when the air is already saturated with rain droplets and/or ice crystals and begins to sink. The worst of the storm is usually over when these kinds of clouds are seen.
They are quite rare, but really beautiful indeed...


HAPPENING IN MALAYSIA , PLEASE READ!!!

HAPPENING IN MALAYSIA , PLEASE READ!!!

Subject: Happening in Malaysia ! Not sure how true is this... but better be extra careful...Rapist is raping Malaysian Girls? Many Chinese girls are raped everyday in Malaysia but the government is covering up! Malaysia is no more a safe place to be. Once you are RAPED, you are better off DEAD!!! So please BE AWARE AND DON'T TAKE ANYTHING FOR GRANTED!!! SHOUT, PUNCH, AND EVEN KILL IF YOU HAVE TO PROTECT YOUR LIFE!!! PLEASE FORWARD TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND DON'T BE SELFISH IN THIS TROUBLE AND DIFFICULT TIME!!!
From, CARING MALAYSIAN
P/S: Forward to all your friends.

Guys!!! Warn your girlfriends or wife. Girls! Take note
Subject: Girls...please be careful there was a case reported in the Star, yesterday (28 Jun) about a 17 yr old girl that almost got raped near Tropicana. I won't give you the details, but it happened at 1 Utama (this wasn't mentioned) about 10pm when a guy on motorcycle stopped her and her bf. Luckily, nothing terrible happened except that the bf got beaten up.
Take care out there, my housemate's colleague experienced this Forgot about the place but as she was turning in, this white Audi in front of her suddenly blocked her.
A few guys got down from the car with sticks and went towards her car. They asked her to get down, but she was smart, she managed to divert their attention and she quickly reversed her car and fled toward the main road. The white car didn't managed to follow behind coz the driver forgot to shut the car doors and reversed thus knocking down his fellow friends.
She thought she was out of danger and went to her husband's office, and she was slowing down the car, a van suddenly came out of nowhere and tried to block her way. Good thing she acted fast and drove straight to the police station nearby and reported the case. And she was told that this incident was the 3rd time occurring.
But the police are not doing anything about it. So, be careful wherever you are and always be on the alert. I don't know how true this is.
BEWARE to all u gals out there...if u go to ss2)?and ...(section 14)...Beware...coz there hev been a white van catching girls into the van then rape them then throw them out naked...so if u gals wanna go there make sure u all go in groups or wif guys.

News from Gleneagles Hospital (Malaysia)

News from Gleneagles Hospital (Ampang)

URGENT !!!!!
from Gleneagles Hospital Limited

Seven women have died after inhaling a free perfume sample that was
mailed to them. The product was poisonous. If you receive free samples
in the mail such as lotions, perfumes, diapers etc. throw them away.
The government is afraid that this might be another terrorist act. They
will not announce it on the news because they do not want to create
panic or give the terrorists new ideas.Send this to all your friends and family members.

Warmest Regards,
Meiling
Gleneagles Hospital Limited
Human Resource Department
Tel: 6 4703 474 Fax: 6 4703 472

Body Art!





funny "HR Memo"

To all Employees:
Effective January 2006
Dress Code
1. It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a pay raise.
2. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a pay raise.
3. If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a pay raise.

Sick Days
We will no longer accept a doctor's certificate as proof of sickness.
If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

Holiday Days
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday & Sunday.

Compassionate Leave
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements.
In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.

Toilet Use
1. Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the cubicles.
2. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the cubicle door will open, and your picture will be taken.
3. After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company notice board under the "Chronic Offenders" category.
4. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under the company's mental health policy.

Lunch Break
1. Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy.
2. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.
3. Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. Remember we are an employer of choice and we are here to provide a positive employment experience.
Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.

Management

Latest Robbery in Subang n USJ (Malaysia)

Watch out for these car WMW 6638 Toyota Camry silver colour latest modelwith two to three Malay guys inside (young looking around age of 20~30 yrs(old).
They had robbed quite a number in Subang Jaya & USJ and they knew they were in hot pursuit by Police and local residents.
Now they had changed their location and is now in Bandar Utama area.
Please be aware and be more carefull and pls spread these words around.
Also warned your hubby about this. There are so daring to commit crime during the day and usingthe same car and number. Below was the latest detail I copy out from Usj forum ( http://www.usj.com.my/).Just wanna share my experience , am the latest victim of the infamous silver camry !!!!!!
Recently I have been reading alot on this forum , following the news on the silver camry .
How would I expect that I would be their next victim !! It was a Tuesday afternoon ,
I went home for lunch , stayed till around 4pm . When I was leaving my house to the car ,
I saw a car parked right infront of my neighbours house , 2 malay guys waiting inside with
the windows drawn .. As I was on my way out , I briefly confronted them asking whether
who they were waiting for , they just pointed into my neighbours house n smile ....
Without suspecting anything , I made my way to my car which is parked across the road .
While in my car i realised that I left my handphone upstairs at home so I locked my car
and went back home to retrieve it , did not realise that they are still there .
They super quietly tailed me into my house and force entry when I unlocked my door !!!!
They took me upstairs and tie me up with just a pair of plastic cable tie , they bound my thumb
together and imposibble to move as it hurts alot ! They took my TV , my moms laptop computer ,
2 of my dads guitar , cassh , jewelry etc , they are so brave that when a passing car stopped to check ,
they still hav the guts to go out and tell the passing car nothing is happening , even pull me out
and ask me to smile to them . By then my neighbours are aware something is wrong
so the 2 robbers forced me into their car and drove me to an ATM in Kota Damansara
to withdraw money and later another ATM in Terminal 3 subang ....
They later dropped me off on the main road leading to the NKVE highway with RM20 to take cab .
Very PRO ROBBERS I TELL U!!Really hope to get them man !!