Sunday, August 20, 2006

Men

Men Are Hard To Please

The problems with GUYS:

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;

If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;

If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;

If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.

If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;

If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.

If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;

If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)

If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;

If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;

If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;

If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;

If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;

If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.

If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;

If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;

If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!

SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!

If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......

but if u don't they say u are selfish.....

Pizza Hut Bill (Malaysia)


Regardless of this issue is true or false.. the bill having "race" as a box already smell fishy!!!

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Pls read the below story !

My friend went there last nite purposely & found that there's a "Race"
column & the staff marked as "C"...
Not sure how far this is true.....but next time to Pizza Hut pls check the
bill......anyway, you can refer the attached pictures for more details....if
this is true, gonna boycott the pizza hut liao !

MuSLiM~sOcIeTy A Shock at Sunway Pyramid Pizza Hut


Hello everyone. I have some interesting news. I was in Pizza Hut (Sunway
Pyramid) yesterday and suddenly my friend showed me the bill. The bill
contains normal things (number of person, bill. number and what is
ordered). But, what shocked me is that they had space called "RACE". I
guess since we were all wearing tudung, they labelled us as 0, which
means MALAY. Later, when we went to pay...we had no service charge and
no tax charge.

Still in shock, I peeped into another bill in the counter. In that bill,
under the race space, it was labelled as C (which I guess means
Chinese). That bill had service and tax charges!!!

I started investigating. One of my Sri Lankan friends was labelled as
Indian it seems and she also had to pay service and tax charges a few
weeks back.

What I'm wondering is that...does anyone know about this? I find it
rather strange that they charge service and tax charge using race in
Pizza Hut, out of all the places!




Evening Classes For Men


WICOE
(Women In Charge Of Everything)
is proud to announce the opening of its
EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!
ALL ARE WELCOME
OPEN TO MEN ONLY
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants

The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:
DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.

LOSS OF VIRILITY
Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum


DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counselors available

Mind Power!

Tihs was so itenrsetnig, I wnetad to srhae it! Ejnoy! -- Amani

Olny srmat poelpe can.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was
rdanieg The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch
at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers
in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat
ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll
raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I
awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs psas it on !!

Real Maths Exam Paper!




WOMEN

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE
one old love she can imagine going back to..
and one who reminds her how far she has come...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE
enough money within her
control to move out and
rent a place of her own
even if she never wants
to or needs to...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE
something perfect to wear if
the employer or date of her dreams
wants to see her in an hour...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE
a youth she's content
to leave behind...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE
a past juicy enough thatshe's looking forward to
retelling it in her old age...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE
a set of screw
drivers,cordless drill, and a blacklace bra...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE
one friend who always makes
her laugh... and one who lets
her cry...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE
a good piece of furniture
not previously owned by anyone
else in her family..

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE
eight matching plates, wine
glasses with stems, and a recipe
for a meal that will make her
guests feel honored..

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE
a feeling of control over
her destiny...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW
how to fall in love without
losing herself...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
how to quit a job,break up with a lover,and confront a friend
without ruining the friendship...and how to change a tire!!!!!!!

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
when to try harder... and
when to walk away...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
that she can't change the
length of her calves, the width
of her hips, or the nature of her parents...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
that her childhood may not
have been perfect...but its over...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW....
what she would and wouldn't
do for love or more...


EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW..
how to live alone... even if
she doesn't like it...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
whom she can trust, whom she can't,
and why she shouldn't take it personally...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
where to go...
be it to her best friend's kitchen table..
or a charming inn in the woods...
when her soul needs soothing...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
what she can and can't
accomplish in a day..a month...and a year...

Everything Happens For The Good

There was once a King who had a wise advisor. The advisor followed the King everywhere, and his favorite advice was, "Everything happens for the good". One day the King went hunting and had a little accident. He shot an arrow at his own foot and was injured. He asked the advisor what he thought about the accident, to which the advisor replied, "Everything happens for the good". This time the King was really upset and ordered for his advisor to be put in prison. The King asked his advisor, "Now, what do you think?" The advisor again replied, "Everything happens for the good". So the advisor remained in prison. The King later went on a hunting trip, this time without the advisor. The King was then captured by some cannibals. He was taken to the cannibals' camp where he was to be the evening meal for the cannibals. Before putting him into the cooking pot he was thoroughly inspected. The cannibals saw the wound on the King's foot and decided to throw him back into the jungle. According to the cannibals' tradition, they would not eat anything that was imperfect. As a result the King was spared. The King suddenly realized what his advisor said was true. The advisor also escaped death because had he not been in prison, he would have followed the King on the hunting trip, and would have ended up in the cooking pot. Success Principles It is true that everything in life happens for a purpose, and always for our own good. If you think about it, all our past experiences actually happened to bring us to where we are today, and it is always for the good. All the past experiences makes us a better person. So, whatever challenges that we may face today, consider it happening to bring us to the next level.

Great Photos...be sure to catch the last one!


Holding The Sun


Edge of the Hurricane


Fire-Starter


Amazing Cloud Formation


You Light Up My World


Not a Good Day For Surfing What was your first clue