Tuesday, August 22, 2006

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IN CASE OF EMERGENCY

IN CASE OF EMERGENCY
The concept of "ICE" is catching up quickly. It is simply, yet an important method of contact during emergency situations.
As cell phones are carried by majority of the population, all you need to do is store the number of a contact person or person who should be contacted in an emergency as "ICE" (meaning In Case of Emergency).
The idea was thought up by a paramedic who found that when they went to the scene of accidents, there were always mobile phones with patients, but they didn’t know which number to call.
He therefore thought that it would be a good idea if there was a nationally recognized name for this purpose.
Following a disaster in London, the East Anglican Ambulance Service has launched a national "In case of Emergency (ICE)" campaign.
In an emergency situation, Emergency Service personnel and hospital staff would then be able to quickly contact your next of kin, by simple dialing the number stored as "ICE".
It really could save your life, or put a loved one’s mind at rest.
For more than one contact name simply enter ICE1, ICE2 and ICE3 etc. A great idea that will make a difference!

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Caution! To all the KL and PJ drivers out there! (Malaysia)

To all the KL and PJ drivers out there:
Please be warned that there is an orange Proton cab with the number plate HWC 244 (name of cab company - Innovas Timur Sdn Bhd) who is out to get single women drivers, for unknown reasons but we believe potentially to rape and kill. The cab is driven by a fat and bald Malay man (occasionally with two other men in the car who look like Indonesians) who have been going around doing the following (possibly amongst others) to get women to come out of their cars by attempting to create an accident:
1. Cutting into your lane quickly so that you have to swerve to avoid an accident.
2. Braking suddenly on a road where there is just you and them.
3. Driving extremely slowly in front of you and then when you overtake, he will try to knock into you by swerving into your lane.
It is very likely that more than one woman have experienced the attempts of the driver of this cab but it is unknown if he has been successful in raping/murdering any woman yet. Please don't let it happen to you
Please be very observant and careful to look out for this cab, especially when you are travelling on a quiet road by yourself. There have been so many rape cases lately ( e.g. the one in Centrepoint) so please warn your loved ones wives, daughters, mothers, sisters, etc to be extra extra careful and to watch out for cabs and cars like HWC 244 and othe similar perpetrators.

Lessons in Logic

Lessons in Logic

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity

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I was born intelligent
-education ruined me

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Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect....
so why practice?

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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak

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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa

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One should love animals.
They are so tasty

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Behind every successful man,
there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man,
there are two

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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life

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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise

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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives

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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today

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"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep

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There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning

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Hard work never killed anybody
But why take the risk

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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours

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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends

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The more you learn,
the more you know,
The more you know,
the more you forget
The more you forget,
the less you know
So.. why learn

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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........