Sunday, December 23, 2007

Do You Have A Vagina?

A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to


door and opens the door to see a man standing there.. He asks the lady,

'Do you have a vagina?'

She slams the door in disgust.

The next morning she hears a knock at the door

and it is the same man and he asks the same

question of the woman 'Do you have a

Vagina. She slams the door again.

Later that night when her husband gets home

she tells him what has happened for the last two days. The husband tells


wife in a loving

And concerned voice 'Honey I am taking tomorrow

off to be home just in case this guy shows up


The next morning they hear a knock at the door

and both run for the door. The husband says to

the wife in a whispered voice 'Honey, I'm

going to hide behind the door and listen and

if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes

to the question because I want to see where he

is going with it'..She nods yes to her husband

and opens the door.

Sure enough the same fellow is standing there

and asks the same question. 'Do you have vagina'.......'Yes' she


The man

replies.. 'Good! Would you mind telling your

husband to leave my wife's alone and start

using yours!


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