Thursday, August 16, 2007

Helicopter Crash Nuri (Malaysia)

Pay Your Bills - a moral story

Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with voluptuous breasts. Nick
the Dragon Slayer was obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew
that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch
them, but he had to try.

One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the
Physician, the King ' s chief doctor. Horatio thought about this and
said that he could arrange for Nick to more than satisfy his desire,
it would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause Nick
readily agreed to the scheme.

The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a
bit into the Queen ' s brassiere while she bathed. Soon after she
dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to
the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio informed the King
and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would
cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva
Nick would work as the antidote to cure the itch.

The King quickly summoned Nick. Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote
for the itching powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next
four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen ' s voluptuous and
magnificent breasts. The Queen ' s itching was eventually relieved, and
Nick left satisfied and hailed as a hero. Upon returning to his
Nick found Horatio demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his
obsession now satisfied, Nick couldn ' t have cared less and,
knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to the King, and
with a laugh told him to get lost.

The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder
into the King ' s underwear. The King immediately summoned Nick.

The moral of the story - Pay your bills