Monday, August 20, 2007

Ball Pits Danger (WARNING!)

This could happen to your child


McDonalds, Ikea, Go Banannas, Discovery Zone... All places with ball pits
in the children's play area.



One of my sons lost his watch, and was very upset. We dug and dug in those
balls, trying to find his watch. Instead, we found vomit, food, faeces, and
other stuff I do not want to discuss. I went to the manager and raised
hell. Come to find out, the ball pit is only cleaned out once a month.



I have doubts that it is even done that often. My kids will never play in
another ball pit. Some of you might not be parents, but you may have
nieces, nephews, grandchildren, or friends with children.





Hi. My name is Lauren Archer. On October 2nd, 1999 I took my only son Kevin
to McDonald's for his 3rd birthday. After he finished lunch, I allowed him
to play in the ball pit.



When he started whining later on, I asked him what was wrong, he pointed to
the back of his pull-up and simply said "Mummy, it hurts." I couldn't find
anything wrong with him at that time. I bathed him when we got home, and it
was at that point when I found a welt on his left buttock. Upon
investigating, it seemed as if there was something like a splinter under
the welt.



I made an appointment to see the doctor the next day, but soon he started
vomiting and shaking, then his eyes rolled back into his head. From there,
we went to the emergency room. He died later that night. It turned out that
the welt on his Buttock was the tip of a hypodermic needle that had broken
off inside.



The autopsy revealed that Kevin had died from a heroine overdose. The next
week, The police removed the balls from the ball pit. There was rotten
food, several hypodermic needles: some full, some used; knives, half-eaten
lollies, nappies, faeces, and the stench of urine. (You can find the
article on Kevin Archer in the October 10,1999 issue of the Midland
Chronicle.)



Don't think it's just McDonald's either. A little boy had been playing in a
ball pit @ a Hungry Jacks & started complaining of his legs hurting. He
later died too. He was found to have snake bites all over his legs &
buttocks. When they cleaned the ball pit they found that there was a
copperhead's nest in the ball pit. He had suffered numerous bites from a
very poisonous snake.

Karangan budak darjah 4


Pagi itu pagi minggu. Cuaca cukup sejuk sehingga mencapai takat suhu
beku. Sebab itu saya tidak mandi pagi sebab air kolah jadi air batu dan air
paip tidak mahu keluar sebab beku di dalam
batang paip. Pagi itu saya bersarapan dengan keluarga di dalam
unggun api kerana tidak tahan sejuk. Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya
menemaninya ke pasar. Tetapi saya tidak mahu. Selepas
emak menikam perut saya berkali-kali dengan garfu barulah saya
bersetuju untuk mengikutnya. Kami berjalan sejauh 120 kilometer kerana pasar
itu letaknya 128 kilometer dari rumah. Lagi 8 kilometer nak sampai pasar
saya ternampak sebuah lori kontena meluru dengan laju dari arah belakang.
Dia melanggar emak saya. Emak saya tercampak ke dalam gaung. Dia menjerit
"Adoi!". Lepas itu emak saya naik semula dan mengejar lori tersebut. Saya
pun turut berlari di belakang emak saya kerana takut emak
saya melanggar lori itu pula. Pemandu lori itu nampak kami
mengejarnya. Dia pun memecut lebih laju iaitu sama dengan kelajuan cahaya.
Kami pula terpaksa mengejar dengan lebih laju iaitu sama dengan dua kali
ganda kelajuan cahaya. Emak saya dapat menerajang tayar depan lori itu. Lori
itu terbabas dan melanggar pembahagi jalan lalu bertembung dengan sebuah
feri. Feri itu terbelah dua. Penumpang
feri itu yang seramai 100 orang semuanya mati. Pemandu feri itu
sangat marah. Dia pun bertukar menjadi
Ultraman dan memfire pemandu lori. Pemandu lori menekan butang khas
di dalam lori dia..lori itu bertukar
menjadi robot Transformer. Mereka bergaduh di udara. Emak saya tidak
puas hati. Dia pun terus menyewa sebuah helikopter di Genting Highlands dan
terus ke tempat kemalangan. Dia melanggar pemandu feri yang telah bertukar
menjadi Ultraman itu. Pemandu feri itu terkejut dan terus bertukar
menjadi pemandu feri semula lalu terhempas ke jalanraya. Pemandu
feri itu pecah. Pemandu lori sangat takut melihat kejadian itu. Dia meminta
maaf dari emak saya. Dia menghulurkan tangan ingin bersalam. Tetapi emak
saya masih marah. Dia menyendengkan helikopternya dan mengerat tangan
pemandu lori itu dengan kipas helikopter. Pemandu lori itu menjerit
"Adoi..!" dan jatuh ke bumi. Emak saya menghantar helikopter itu ke Genting
Highlands. Bila dia balik ke tempat kejadian, dia terus memukul
pemandu lori itu dengan beg tangannya sambil memarahi pemandu lori
itu di dalam bahasa Inggeris. Pemandu lori itu tidak dapat menjawab sebab
emak saya cakap orang putih. Lalu pemandu lori itu mati. Tidak lama kemudian
kereta polis pun sampai. Dia membuat lapuran ke ibu pejabatnya tentang
kemalangan ngeri itu. Semua anggota polis di pejabat polis itu terperanjat
lalu mati. Orang ramai mengerumuni tempat kejadian kerana ingin mengetahui
apa yang telah terjadi. Polis yang bertugas cuba menyuraikan orang ramai
lalu dia menjerit menggunakan pembesar suara. Orang ramai terperanjat dan
semuanya mati.Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya ke pasar untuk mengelak
lebih ramai lagi
yang akan mati. Di pasar, emak saya menceritakan kejadian itu kepada
penjual daging. Penjual daging dan peniaga-peniaga berhampiran yang
mendengar cerita itu semuanya terkejut dan mati. Saya dan emak saya terus
berlari balik ke rumah. Kerana terlalu penat sebaik saja sampai di rumah
kami
pun mati. Itulah kemalangan yang paling ngeri yang pernah saya lihat
sebelum saya mati.

Beware Of Surgical Room !

SAMY VELLU PLAGIARISED A POEM FOR AAB


I have perceived all along that Samy Vellu is stupid and useless but didn't realise that he was so cheap. Read on and you will understand why.




KUALA LUMPUR: Works Minister Datuk Seri S. Samy Vellu wishes Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi and his soon-to-be bride Jeanne Abdullah be blessed with happiness and has penned a poem to commemorate their marriage on Saturday.

"I am happy to hear the news from Abdullah himself and wish him and his bride to be blessed with all happiness," the MIC president said in a statement.

From this day forward
You shall not walk alone.
Her heart will be your shelter,
And her arms will be your home.
A mountain needs a valley to be complete;
The valley does not make
The mountain less, but more;
And the valley is more a valley because
It has a mountain towering over it


DO YOU KNOW WHERE HE PLAGIARISED THE POEM FROM?


From This Day Forward

Author Unknown

From this day forward,
You shall not walk alone.
My heart will be your shelter,
And my arms will be your home.

http://www.wedding-references.com/poetry_on_marriage.htm



"Blessing For A Marriage"
By James Dillet Freeman

"May your marriage bring you all the exquisite excitements a marriage should
Bring, and may life grant you also patience, tolerance, and understanding.

May you always need one another - not so much to fill your emptiness as to
Help you to know your fullness. A mountain needs a valley to be complete; the
Valley does not make the mountain less, but more; and the valley is more a
Valley because it has a mountain towering over it.
So let it be with you and
You.



http://www.churchofancientways.org/spirituallove.html

HOW MUCH CHEAPER CAN ONE GET? PTUI!

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