Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Sex Questions - Three Phase Joke

A young man asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?"

The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are
three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's
breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her
thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice
but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."


"Yes, see them and they make you cry."

A young woman asks her mother, "Mom, how many kind of
penises are there?"

The mother, surprised, answers, "Well, daughter, a
man goes through three phases. In a man's twenties, a
man's penis is like an oak, mighty and hard. In his
thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but
reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas

"A Christmas tree?"

"Yes, dried up and the balls are there for decoration


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