Thursday, September 18, 2008

Why did the chicken cross the road? Political Joke!

BARACK OBAMA:

The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The
chicken
wanted CHANGE!

JOHN MCCAIN:

My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the
need to
engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on
the other side of the road.

HILLARY CLINTON:

When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little
chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified
to ensure -- right from
Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it
deserves
to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.......

GEORGE W. BUSH:

We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road.
We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not.
The
chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground
here.


JOHN LENNON:

Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads
together, in peace.


BILL GATES:

I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only
cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and
balance your
check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken. This
new platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C%
........... reboot.

BILL CLINTON:

I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your
definition of
chicken?

AL GORE:

I invented the chicken!


LEE KUAN YEW:

We have installed crossing lights at all traffic junctions.
All chickens should be able to cross safely to the other side.


LEE HSIEN LOONG:

Gantry points have been set up. All chickens wanting to
cross the road are advised to top up their cash cards first.



ABDULLAH BADAWI:

We have to be fair to all chickens. Some want to cross over
the road, some do not. ........ Zzzzzz ........zzzzzz ....... Now what
were
we talking about? Ah yes, chickens. We will form a Royal Commission to
decide whether it is right for them to cross the road.


MAHATHIR:

Now even the non-bumi chickens want to cross the road? How
can they disrespect and disregard the bumi chickens? We must be
allowed to cross over first. It is our right!


ANWAR:

We have enough chickens waiting to cross over in September.


SHAHRIR SAMAD:

All foreign chickens are welcome in Malaysia but they must not cross
over the road within 50km of the border.


Wong Kan Seng:

I am sorry that the chicken was allowed to cross the road.
It was an HONEST MISTAKE. Lets move on.

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