Saturday, November 22, 2008

White Tigers Attacks at Zoo (Singapore)





The Devil's Swimming Pool

Would you go swimming here???

In Zimbabwe, Africa, you will find the magnificent Victoria Falls at a height
of 128m. The location is known as 'The Devil's Swimming Pool'.

During the months of September and December, people can swim as close
as possible to the edge of the falls without falling over!

These falls are becoming well known amongst the 'radical tourist'
industry as more and more people search for the ultimate experience.

Would you dare?





They must be MAD !!!






She is 1 in a billion

The man had fought for the US in the War against IRAQ and after
returning, he had got married with the girl he was in Love with?
Real true Love indeed?
Hats off?

She is one of the great women in the world as far as I can see.

This is a true love. Isn't it?







IMPORTANT Women's Rights (PLS READ!!!)

Something for us to know.....

I was talking with a lawyer friend of mine. We were discussing the law
and women`s rights. She told me about this incident - a young girl
was raped by a man posing
as a plain clothes officer; he
asked her to come to the police station when she and her male friend didn't
have a driver`s license to show. He sent the boy off to get his license
and asked the girl to accompany him to the police station. Took her instead
to an isolated area where the horrendous crime was committed.



Infact, the law clearly states that
between
6 pm and 6am
, a woman has the right
to REFUSE to
go to the Police Station, even
if an arrest warrant has been issued
against her. It is a procedural issue that a woman can be arrested between
6pm and 6 am, ONLY if she is arrested by a woman officer and taken to an
ALL WOMEN police station. And if she is arrested by a male officer, it
has to be proven that a woman officer was on duty at the time of arrest.




It is good for us to know our rights. To what extent it comes of use remains
to be seen in any situation. But as they say, knowledge is power.

Lawyers, Liars!

BEST LAWYER STORY OF THE YEAR, DECADE AND PROBABLY THE CENTURY!!

Charlotte, North Carolina. USA. A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fire. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company. In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires." The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason, that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion. The lawyer sued.. and WON!

Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the company, which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable fire" and was obligated to pay the claim! Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the cigars lost in the "fires".

NOW, FOR THE BEST PART!

After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!! With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine. This is a true story and was the First Place winner in the recent Criminal Lawyers Award Contest!

George Carlin - something good to share with


Isn't it amazing that George Carlin - comedian of the 70's and 80's - could write something so very eloquent...and so very appropriate.
A Message by George Carlin:

The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways , but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness.

We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.

We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.

We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We conquered outer space but not inner space. We've done larger things, but not better things.

We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul. We've conquered the atom, but not our prejudice. We write more, but learn less. We plan more, but accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to wait. We build more computers to hold more information, to produce more copies than ever, but we communicate less and less.

These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion, big men and small character, steep profits and shallow relationships. These are the days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier houses, but broken homes. These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill. It is a time when there is much in the showroom window and nothing in the stockroom. A time when technology can bring this letter to you, and a time when you can choose either to share this insight, or to just hit delete...

Remember; spend some time with your loved ones, because they are not going to be around forever.

Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up to you in awe, because that little person soon will grow up and leave your side.

Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to you, because that is the only treasure you can give with your heart and it doesn't cost a cent.

Remember, to say, 'I love you' to your partner and your loved ones, but most of all mean it. A kiss and an embrace will mend hurt when it comes from deep inside of you.

Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment for someday that person will not be there again.

Give time to love, give time to speak! And give time to share the precious thoughts in your mind.

AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

HOME MADE AIR FRESHNER!

FOR THOSE WHO OWN CARS! HERE IS YOUR HOME MADE AIR FRESHNER!

Material : 1 lemon, 3 toothpicks

Method ; Peel the lemon like in the picture, then use the toothpick to hold the lemon skin. Bravo!!


WHAT A GREAT STORY TO START OFF THE WEEK

This is a story about

a Fly, a Fish, a Bear

a Hunter, a Mouse and a Cat.





There is a moral to this story......

(Maybe not the one

most of you expect.....

So, read on!)

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In the dead of summer a fly was resting among leaves beside a stream.

The hot, dry fly said to no one in particular,




"Gosh...if I go down three inches I will feel the mist

from the water and I will be refreshed."


There was a fish in the water thinking,




"Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches, I can eat him."

There was a bear on the shore thinking,




"Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches

that fish will jump for the fly...

and I will grab the fish!!"

It also happened that a hunter was farther up the bank

of the lake preparing to eat a cheese sandwich....

"Gosh," he thought, "if that fly goes down three inches...


and that fish leaps for it...

that bear will expose himself and grab for the fish.

I'll shoot the bear and have a proper lunch."

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Now, you probably think this is

enough activity on one river bank,




but I can tell you there's more....

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A wee mouse by the hunter's foot was thinking,




"Gosh, if that fly goes down three inches...

and that fish jumps for that fly..

and that bear grabs for that fish..

the dumb hunter will shoot the bear

and drop his cheese sandwich."

A cat lurking in the bushes took in this scene and thought,

(as was fashionable to do on the banks of

this particular river around lunch time)




"Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches..

and that fish jumps for that fly .

and that bear grabs for that fish

and that hunter shoots that bear..

and that mouse makes off with the cheese sandwich .

Then I can have mouse for lunch."

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The poor fly is finally so hot and so dry that he

heads down for the cooling mist of the water.



The fish swallows the fly...




The bear grabs the fish...




The hunter shoots the bear..




The mouse grabs the cheese sandwich...


The cat jumps for the mouse..

The mouse ducks...




The cat falls into the water and drowns..




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NOW, The Moral Of The Story....

Whenever a fly goes down three inches,




some pussy is gonna be in serious danger.

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