Friday, February 26, 2010

Women's Favourite E-mail of the Year!

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.

He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:



"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through. So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day.

Amen!"



God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.

The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, Awakened the kids, Set out their school clothes, Fed them breakfast, Packed their lunches, Drove them to school, Came home and picked up the dry cleaning, Took it to the cleaners And stopped at the bank to make a deposit,



Went grocery shopping, Then drove home to put away the groceries, Paid the bills and balanced the check book He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then, it was already 1.00pm And he hurried to make the beds, Do the laundry, vacuum, Dust, And sweep and mop the kitchen floor.



Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework. Then, set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing. At 4:30pm he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.



After supper, He cleaned the kitchen, Ran the dishwasher, Folded laundry, Bathed the kids, And put them to bed.



At 9.00pm He was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.



The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: -

"Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh! Oh! Please, let us trade back. Amen!"



The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night."



This has been voted Women's Favorite E-mail of the Year!

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Do you pass the grumpy test???

If at least one of these pictures does not make you smile, then you are grumpy and need to go back to bed.











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LOOK UP YOUR BIRTHDAY

LOOK UP YOUR BIRTHDAY AND SEE WHAT YOU AREā€¦

January 01 - 09 ~Bird
January 10 - 24 ~
Slug
January 25 - 31 ~
Cockroach

February 01 - 05 ~Parasite
February 06 - 14 ~
Bullfrog
February 15 - 21 ~
Skunk
February 22 - 28 ~
Snake

March 01 - 12 ~Ape
March 13 - 15 ~
Cockroach
March 16 - 23 ~
Slug
March 24 - 31 ~
Parasite

April 01 - 03 ~Bird
April 04 - 14 ~
Snake
April 15 - 26 ~
Slug
April 27 - 30 ~
Skunk

May 01 - 13 ~ Slug
May 14 - 21 ~
Bullfrog
May 22 - 31 ~
Cockroach

June 01 - 03 ~Slug
June 04 - 14 ~
Skunk
June 15 - 20 ~
Bird
June 21 - 24 ~
Ape
June 25 - 30 ~
Parasite

July 01 - 09 ~Slug
July 10 - 15 ~
Bird
July 16 - 26 ~
Bullfrog
July 27 - 31 ~
Parasite

August 01 - 15 ~Ape
August 16 - 25 ~
Slug
August 26 - 31 ~
Skunk

September 01 - 14 ~ Bullfrog
September 15 - 27 ~
Parasite
September 28 - 30 ~
Bird

October 01 - 15 ~Ape
October 16 - 27 ~
Skunk
October 28 - 31 ~
Snake

November 01 - 16 ~Cockroach
November 17 - 30 ~
Parasite

December 01 - 16 ~ Bird
December 17 - 25 ~
Ape
December 26 - 31 ~
Bullfrog


If you are a Bird : A very loyal and sweet person. Your loyalty can never be doubted. You are quite honest and sincere when it comes to your attitude towards working. You are a very simple person, indeed. Absolutely hassle free, humble and down-to-earth! ! That explains the reason why your friends cling on to you! You have a good taste for clothes. If your wardrobe is not updated with what is trendy, you sure are depressed. Popular and easy-going. You have a little group of dignified friends, all of th em being quality-personified .

If you are a
Slug : Always up to some sort of a mischief! The mischievous gleam in your eyes is what makes you so cute and attractive to everyone. You are an extremely fun-to-be-with kind of person. No wonder people seek for your company and look forward to include you for all get-together's. However, you are sensitive which is a drawback. People need to select their words while talking to you. If someone tries to fiddle around and play with words while dealing with you, it is enough to invite your wrath. God bless the person then!

If you are a
Cockroach : Quite contradictory to your name, you are a peace loving person.. You best try to avoid a situation wherein you are required to fight.. An outdoor person, you disl ike sitting at one place for a long duration. You are a born leader, and have it in you how to tactfully derive work from people. You love being loved, and when you receive your share of limelight from someone, you are all theirs!!!! Well, well... Hence some people could even take an advantage, flatter you to the maximum and get their work done. So be careful.....

If you are a
Parasite : An extremely lovable, adorable person, sometimes shy, with a passion for quick wit. At times, you prefer quietness. You love exploring various things and going into depth of each thing. Under normal circumstances you're cool but when given a reason to, you are like a volcano waiting to erupt. You're a fashion bird. People look forward to you as an icon associated with fashion. Basically, you mingle along freely but don't like talking much to strangers. People feel very easy in your company. You observe care in choosing your friends.

If you are a Skunk
: You are near to perfect and nice at heart. The examples of your kindness are always circulated in groups of people. You, too, love peace. You wouldn't like to retaliate even to a person who is in the wrong. You are loved due to this. You do not wish to talk behind one's back. People love the way you always treat them. You can give, give and give love, and the best part is that you do not expect it back in return. You are generous enough. Seeing things in a practical light is what remains the best trait of you guys.

If you are a Bullfrog
: You symbolize a very happy-go-lucky approach in life. Whatever the surroundings may be, grim or cheerful, you remain unaffected. In fact, you spread cheer wherever you go. You are the leader of your group of friends and good at consoling people in their times of need. You dislike hypocrisy and tend to shirk away from hypocrites. They can never be in your good books, no matter what. You are very methodical and organized in your work. No amount of mess, hence, can ever encompass you. Beware; it is easy for you to fall in love....

If you are a Snake
: You are mysterious. You are someone who can handle pressure with ease, and can handle any atmosphere without going berserk. You can be mean at times, and love to gossip with your selected group. Very prim and proper. You like all situations and things to be in the way you desire, which, sometimes is not possible. As a result, you may lose out in some relationships. But otherwise, you love to help people out from difficult and tight spots when they really need you.

If you are a Ape
: Very impatient and hyper!!! You want things to be done as quick as possible. At heart, you are quite simple and love if you are the centre of attraction. That way, you people are unique. You would like to keep yourself safe from all the angles. Shall your name be dragged or featured in any sort of a controversy, you then go all panicky. Therefore, you take your precautions from the very beginning. When you foresee anything wrong, your sixth sense is what saves you from falling in traps. Quite a money minded bunch you people are!!

Ya gotta laugh !!!!